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Have a smile :)
Hi I'm a 15 year old girl from a small shitty town, I love music mainly pop punk, I read a lot and have like a ton of books, my blog has no theme so I hope you enjoy my blog. Happy blogging :)
During a Period
| Uterus: | I hope you didn't like those underwear. |
|---|---|
| Stomach: | EAT ALL THE THINGS! |
| Emotions: | I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off. |
| Stomach: | ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS! |
| Uterus: | Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind. |
| Me: | why can I not have a penis. |
| Harry: | *breaks the Elder Wand* |
|---|---|
| Effie: | THAT IS MAHOGANY!! |
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